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| − | Sirithil is a human. She claims she is Half-Elf but she is a damned human (see History). She stands at "who the fuck cares" and weighs in an an epic "HOLY SHIT IT'S A MAMMOTH" pounds. Sirithil dresses in the manner of most whores, whores who were once former circus clowns. Those circus clowns were once Kodo shit. She is also a blond, meaning her knowledge of the arcane can be summed up with the Keebler Elves and their mystical cookies. |
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| − | She smells of rancid butter, mostly because she sweats Land O'Lakes. Dwarven chefs sometimes use her run-off in recipes used to torture Orcs. |
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| − | Sirithil's vagina is so large that it was once a battleground map until people started to die from STDs. Yetis have been known to be very jealous of how hairy and thick it is. Hemet Nesingwary once went missing for 2 decades when he thought it was the entrance to a previously unknown jungle. When he returned he brough back the heads of many game animals. |
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| − | It is believed that Sirithil was pushed out of a Stormwind whore's vagina and she splattered onto the sidewalk. Even as a child, Sirithil was a fatty-mc-fat-fat and she weighed nearly 200lbs. at the age of 5. Her mother as previously mentioned was a whore, but her father was a dirty toilet seat in an outhouse in Grizzly Hills. Scholoars believe it was an Orc who blew a wad on the seat (which may explain why Sirithil looks like someone beat a potato with a brick). Her mother between mouthfuls of cock told Sirithil that the girl was a half-elf. |
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| − | Sirithil took up whoring at age 13, blowing every guy who would offer a copper. She contracted Blood-Elf Herpes at age 14, when she asked her mother about what the itching was she replied with: "Not now, I am in a gangbang. It's probably just the burning crusade." |
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| − | Mad with herpes fever, an adult Sirithil proclaimed herself leader of the fictional House Nightstone (her real last name is Fatburger). She gathered up as many whores as she could and participated in Azeroth's largest bukkake, Sirithil herself taking 324856 Tauren loads. |
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| − | When not trying to ERP with every 3D object in Azeroth, Sirithil can be best described as a fat cunt with the personality of Corn Flakes. She is very opininiated with no backup for her stupid ideas. She makes retards look like Gnomish Engineers. When asked what 2+2 is she replies with "FREB!" |
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| − | She demands that everyone in the House of Nightstone plunge their greasy fingers into her diseased vagina to search for gold. If they do not do this she bursts into a QQing fit of nerd-rage the likes of which not seen since Death Knights became a playable class. |
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| − | Truth is sometimes stranger than fiction. Sirithil's player is a fat girl at the tender age of 30 who lives alone with 23 cats and all of the Twilight books and DVDs. She hopes that one day her Paladin will show up and sweep her off her feet with a forklift so he won't throw out his back. If not a Paladin, then maybe a rapist will at least pay attention to her. |
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| − | When not engaging in marathon ERP seesions with mostly female toons (Futa anyone?) Sirithil is carried through Raids by those she blown. She also enjoys checkers, knitting outfits for her cats and masturbating to Hentai involving DBZ characters and former WWE Legend Jake "The Snake" Roberts. |
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Latest revision as of 01:37, 19 March 2011
| Sirithil Silmariel Feanor Nightstone |
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| OOC Game Stats | |
| Game Name | Sirithil |
| Faction | Alliance |
| Race | Human |
| Class | Mage |
| Guild | House Nightstone |
| IC Info | |
| Title | Margravine, Archmage, etc |
| Breed | half-elf |