Changes: Sirithil Nightstone

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DESCRIPTION

Sirithil is a human. She claims she is half-elf (there are no half-elf options on the character creation screen) but she is a human (see History).

HISTORY

PERSONALITY

OOC

HOUSE NIGHTSTONE

CATACLYSM

QUOTES

AT WAR WITH ANONYMOUS

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 ==DESCRIPTION==
-Sirithil is a human. She claims she is half-elf (there are no half-elf options on the character creation screen) but she is a human (see History). She stands at "who the fuck cares" and weighs in an an epic "HOLY SHIT IT'S A MAMMOTH" pounds. Sirithil dresses in the manner of most whores, whores who were once former circus clowns. Those circus clowns were once Kodo shit. She is also a blond, meaning her knowledge of the arcane can be summed up with the Keebler Elves and their mystical cookies.
+Sirithil is a human. She claims she is half-elf (there are no half-elf options on the character creation screen) but she is a human (see History).
-She smells of rancid butter, mostly because she sweats Land O'Lakes. Dwarven chefs sometimes use her run-off in recipes fed to Orc prisoners.
-Sirithil's vagina is so large that it was once a battleground map until people started to die from STDs. Yetis have been known to be very jealous of how hairy and thick it is. Hemet Nesingwary once went missing for 2 decades when he thought it was the entrance to a previously unknown jungle. When he returned he brought back the heads of many game animals.
-Hogger has been quoted as saying: "That's one fat bitch! You no take candle!"
-goblins died when they tried to fly her from Kalimdor to the Eastern Kingdoms, confusing her for a zepplin.
 ==HISTORY==
-It is believed that Sirithil was pushed out of a Stormwind whore's vagina and she splattered onto the sidewalk. Even as a child, Sirithil was a fatty-mc-fat-fat and she weighed nearly 200lbs. at the age of 5. Her mother as previously mentioned was a whore, but her father was a dirty toilet seat in an outhouse in Grizzly Hills. Scholoars believe it was an Orc who blew a wad on the seat (which may explain why Sirithil looks like someone beat a potato with a brick). Her mother between mouthfuls of cock told Sirithil that the girl was a half-elf.
-Sirithil took up whoring at age 13, blowing every guy who would offer a copper. She contracted Blood-Elf Herpes at age 14, when she asked her mother about what the itching was she replied with: "Not now, I am in a gangbang. It's probably just the Burning Crusade."
-Mad with herpes fever, an adult Sirithil proclaimed herself leader of the fictional House Nightstone (her real last name is Fatburger). She gathered up as many whores as she could and participated in Azeroth's largest bukkake, Sirithil herself taking 324856 Tauren loads.
 ==PERSONALITY==
-When not trying to ERP with every 3D object in Azeroth, Sirithil can be best described as a fat cunt with the personality of Corn Flakes. She is very opininiated with no backup for her stupid ideas. She makes retards look like Gnomish Engineers. When asked what 2+2 is she replies with "FREB!"
-She demands that everyone in the House of Nightstone plunge their greasy fingers into her diseased vagina to search for gold. If they do not do this she bursts into a QQing fit of nerd-rage the likes of which not seen since Death Knights became a playable class.
-Sirithil doesn't take shit from anyone, unless it's on her chest. She enjoys any and all kinks, including new ones she herself has made popular. Her claim to fame is the Tauren Meat Grinder, where in an act that defies all laws of nature she is triple-penetrated in the anus by Taurens while being fisted by Grom Hellscream and a gnome takes a crunch in her mouth. All the the tune of "Poker Face" by Lady GaGa.
 ==OOC==
-Truth is sometimes stranger than fiction. Sirithil's player is a fat girl at the tender age of 30 who lives alone with 23 cats and all of the Twilight books and DVDs. She hopes that one day her Paladin will show up and sweep her off her feet with a forklift so he won't throw out his back. If not a Paladin, then maybe a rapist will at least pay attention to her.
-When not engaging in marathon ERP seesions with mostly female toons (Futa anyone?) Sirithil is carried through Raids by those she blown. She also enjoys checkers, knitting outfits for her cats and masturbating to Hentai involving DBZ characters and former WWE Legend Jake "The Snake" Roberts. Not 80's Jake "The Snake" either, the Beyond the Mat movie version with the massive beer gut, grey hair and crack use. God, that's sexy.
 ==HOUSE NIGHTSTONE==
-Sirithil and the rest of her guild have claimed SI:7 headquaters in Stormwind as their base of operations. Players who dare to walk in there to hand in quests or see the Rogue Trainer while House Nightstone is RPing will be greeted by naked toons and a lot of QQing that you didn't knock. If you stay more than 30 seconds your computer will develop a coldsore. The Rogue Trainer will also be covered in sperm. The guild squats in Nagrand, Shadowmoon Valley and Eastvale Logging Camp. A tell-tale sign that a House Nightstone member is present: A nude toon and badly spelled emotes. The scent of foreskin cheese is also thick enough to attract vermin (See Stormwind City Guard).
-House Nightstone once operated on the RP server Moonguard until players complained about the increase in abortions and STDs. Priests were overworked trying to clear the epidemic. GMs decided it would be best to cleanse the server with antibiotics and move Nightstone to Earthen Ring.
-A strange and little known fact about House Nightstone, all the members are blood siblings. Meaning they engage in acts of incest and bible studies frequently. They are recruiting, but you must either be the daughter or sister of Sirithil and be willing to go shoulder deep into her vagina.
 ==CATACLYSM==
-'''''Warning: This section contains spoilers for the upcoming expansion.'''''
-Death Wing has returned, tearing a new asshole in Azeroth. With Sirithil's name being synonymous with said body part, Blizzard decided to honor the fatty with some canon lore. At first it was believed that the dragon Death Wing will destroy the Park in Stormwind, as of patch 4.0.2 it will be changed to Sirithil, revealed through a series of quests. Why did she destroy the beauty of this serene enviroment?<br />
-PMS. Blizzard is clearly running out of ideas.
 ==QUOTES==
-"It was like sticking my hand into boiling boar snout stew, a huge pot of it." - Grom Hellscream on his participation in inventing the Tauren Meat Grinder
-"My penis now shoots rainbows when I pee. Bloody and painful rainbows of herpes." - Varian Wrynn after seeing Sirithil nude
-"I was once so horny I fucked the remains of a ghoul. There is no amount of booze in Icecrown that would make Sirithil look better. I am so very lonely." Arthas Menethil, the motherfucking Lich King, yo.
 ==AT WAR WITH ANONYMOUS==
-Due to the overwhelming sluttery of Sirithil and her guild, Anonymous took 5 minutes of his time with a group of RP players on Earthen Ring from the /forthealliance channel and created this amazing Wiki entry. 2 hours later it was changed to this:
-'''(This article was adorably trolled by someone who was both disgruntled and with a mass amount of time on their hands. Reported to mod.)'''
-It is unknown at this time if it was indeed Sirithil who got all butt hurt and changed it or one of her loyal vagina licking lapdogs. Note: All lapdogs are male but they play lesbian toons. Anonymous repsonded in turn by reposting the entry he copy and pasted, using one of hundreds of free proxy servers online.
-'''Anonymous: Oh shit! Reported to a Mod of a site that has 5 loyal readers! Whatever proxy server shall I use when this IP gets banned!?'''
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