For: Mr. Fizzlepocket J.R.F.M.R. Tweek II

For: Mr. Fizzlepocket J.R.F.M.R. Tweek II
 * - by Kyanali

My Dear Mr. Fizzlepocket:  In trying to ascertain my best prospects for sales, I came across your name as being one of the most wealthiest men in all the land. You were referred to me by an individual who shall, for now, remain nameless. She said you were "full of it" and so, naturally, I assumed you were loaded. Mind you, I am not out just for your benevolence and financial wizardry. I recall a time when you nearly stumbled into a door one night while I was sitting by the firelight. I thought to myself, there is a man with his head so far up in the clouds that he cannot even pay attention to his feet.  I've not had an intelligent conversation in months with any of the male species and it is, therefore, your obligation to redeem the hope that your gender might ever have. For if you are not able, then who the Fel is?  Enclosed please find a preliminary mailer for the land we are selling. Perhaps we could meet at your convenience; unless, of course, you are still locked away for your shenanigans?  Respectfully Yours, Kya Nali Sales Associate Gray Tiger Shipping & Freight Co. http--i57.photobucket.com-albums-g234-Kya_Nali-KyaFlyer2.jpg