Transcript of Trial of Archin and Yumeko Brey Part 1

Transcript of Trial of Archin and Yumeko Brey Part 1 Chat Log - processed 2005.12.05 (1:36 PM)  ''Archin stands suddenly as Yumeko barges.... walks in. '' [Archin] says: Hello my dear  ''Yumeko smiles at you. '' [Heinrik] says: Which is odd... being that it would seem that the whole of the core Dalaran Instructionary wasn't too... fond of me.  ''Ingarath pours a glass of wine idly. and pushes it to the center of the bar. '' [Yumeko] says: Darling.. [Heinrik] says: Anyways... [Meris] says: Not going to enjoy your *free* rum, Mister Tweek? [Produn] says: Yumeko?  ''Archin leans forward to kiss his wife, kissing her lips gently.   Fizzlepocket finally takes a smaaaaaaaall sip in order to get a taste of what he's dealing with.. '' [Tavion] says: And here they are.  ''Calithos looks at the group..hrming.   Archin looks over at the two Hounds. '' [Produn] says: Hello Tavion.  ''Yumeko returns the kiss to her husband warmly before looking back at Produn. '' <BR>[Archin] says: Can I help you gentlemen? <BR> ''Tavion nods at Produn.  <BR> Yumeko blinks.  <BR> Fizzlepocket draws a cup away from his mouth... "Get a room!"  <BR> Heinrik stops mid-sentence, looking over to the group. '' <BR>[Alester] says: Pardon, Mister and Missus Brey...but it is time for your trial. <BR> ''Archin looks at Calithos and Aelannor, his attitude starts to sour. '' <BR>[Archin] says: T...trial?! <BR> ''Yumeko coughs "Shut up, Gnome!"  <BR>[Archin] says: There must be some mistake.... <BR> A sly smirk spreads across Tavion's face. '' <BR>[Produn] says: No there isn't. <BR>[Alester] says: No Sir. You do remember being arrested do you not? <BR>[Fizzlepocket] says: Wendall's been braggin' about it 'round town... <BR> Tavion puts his hand on Archin's shoulder "Best bet is to go"  <BR>[Archin] says: Surely.. your clunky judicial system hasn't worked us in already... <BR> ''Fizzlepocket muses to himself a bit. '' <BR>[Aelannor] says: I believe that is why they are here, Archin. <BR> ''Ingarath listens quietly. '' <BR>[Archin] says: Isn't there some sort of... notice required?? <BR>[Produn] says: There's a court room set up. <BR> ''Archin glances around and fixes his monocle.  <BR> Meris glances up and over to the Hounds and the Breys, pursing her lips into a small grimace.  <BR> Calithos looks over. "Archin..I strongly suggest going to the trial."  <BR> Aelannor waves at Heinrik. '' <BR>[Archin] says: This is ridiculous! <BR> ''Fizzlepocket grins. "Look at them, thinking they have "Rights" 'n such."  <BR> Archin growls and fixes his vest. '' <BR>[Produn] says: Please sir don't give us any trouble. <BR> ''Archin looks at Yumeko.  <BR> Heinrik jerks slightly, seeming to nod in Aelannor's direction. '' <BR>[Archin] says: Fine.... <BR>[Alester] says: You are correct, Sir in that notice is required. However, your issue should be taken with our superiors. <BR> ''Yumeko shakes her head slightly.  <BR> Archin grabs his teacup.  <BR> Calithos 's cold stare just follows. "Hrm." '' <BR>[Archin] says: I'm taking my tea with me! <BR> ''Meris casts a sidelong glance at Fizzlepocket, nodding. '' <BR>[Archin] says: This will take but a moment.... <BR>[Archin] says: Hooligans.. that's what you two are... hooligans with garish tabards <BR>[Calithos] says: ....You're going to take your tea with you? <BR>[Archin] says: Damn right I am <BR> ''Ingarath nods.  <BR> Archin sips his tea defiantly. '' <BR>[Aelannor] says: I rather like the tabards. <BR>[Calithos] says: .... <BR> ''Meris clears her throat.  <BR> Archin grabs the teapot too, out of spite. '' <BR>[Produn] says: Follow us... <BR>[Archin] says: Well lets go.. stop pussy footing around! <BR>[Archin] says: Move it Hounds! <BR> ''Calithos follows.  <BR> Produn clenches both fists. '' <BR>[Yumeko] says: Darling.. we don't have to.. <BR>[Archin] says: They have nothing, my dear <BR>[Alester] says: Of course, Sir this is not an arrest... <BR> ''Mcsanti winks slyly at Spriitz. '' <BR>[Yumeko] says: All the more reason to walk away.. <BR>[Archin] says: I hope, sir, you realize how much of an ass you're going to make out of yourself <BR> ''You nod at Alester. '' <BR>[Calithos] says: Well, Yumeko. <BR>[Alester] says: However, it is advised to attend your trial promptly. <BR>[Calithos] says: If you do. <BR>[Calithos] says: They're FORCED to arrest you to get you there. <BR>[Produn] says: .... <BR>[Archin] says: Trial.. <BR>[Archin] says: I can't believe this! <BR> ''Yumeko glances back toward Calithos. '' <BR>[Archin] says: Did someone bump our trial up? <BR>[Archin] says: I -know- there are past trials that need taken care of <BR> ''Calithos smiles widely. His eyes are sunken and slightly glazed. '' <BR>[Archin] says: Seems like some sort of oppression to me <BR>[Alester] says: I am unaware of the Court's schedules, Sir <BR>[Archin] says: Probably because you're nonmages <BR>[Produn] says: Any chance of you shutting up for more then a split second? <BR>[Archin] says: A bunch of jarheads and fools <BR>[Archin] says: Shut up Hound, I'm not under arrest <BR>[Archin] says: Last time I checked, a citizen could speak freely in Stormwind <BR>[Archin] says: So mind your manners... <BR>[Produn] says: Oh forgive me oh noble lord! <BR> ''Bill blinks. '' <BR>[Archin] says: That's better <BR> ''Calithos snickers. he's finding this hilarious.  <BR>[Archin] says: You can continue to call me noble lord, whelp... <BR> Calithos snrks. '' <BR>[Calithos] says: Heh.. <BR> ''Yumeko smiles at Archin.  <BR> Produn clenches his fists in anger. '' <BR>[Archin] says: So.... what kind of trumped up charges have you served, eh? <BR>[Archin] says: I've paid my taxes <BR>[Alester] says: We are not your prosecutors, Sir <BR>[Archin] says: I know what you are... <BR>[Archin] says: Idiots! <BR> ''Archin sips his tea. '' <BR>[Alester] says: That would be Corporal Wendall <BR>[Calithos] says: You'll find out, Archin. <BR>[Archin] says: Good thing I'm a mage, I can reheat this tea <BR> ''Calithos smiles widely. His eyes stare him over. '' <BR>[Archin] says: You idiots plod by so slow, it'll be cold by the time we get there <BR> ''Yumeko giggles at you.  <BR>[Calithos] says: a <BR> Archin sips his tea again. '' <BR>[Archin] says: This was a particularly good kettle of tea as well <BR> ''Calithos mumbles. "Just like your heart..." '' <BR>[Alester] says: There are more refreshments in the courtroom. <BR>[Archin] says: So you should be ashamed <BR>[Archin] says: I'm an academic, you know <BR>[Calithos] says: Archin..it's TEA. <BR>[Archin] says: ..and a powerful man at that! You've got a lot of nerve... <BR>[Archin] says: I know what it is, Calithos! <BR>[Calithos] says: Tea tastes like crap, anyway. <BR> ''You cough at Alester.  <BR> You cough at Alester. '' <BR>[Archin] says: Oh.. this is pleasant <BR> ''Yumeko giggles at you. '' <BR>[Archin] says: I'll die of lung poisoning <BR> ''You cough at Alester. '' <BR>[Calithos] says: If the dwarves haven't yet, you won't. <BR>[Calithos] says: Or who knows. Maybe you will <BR>[Calithos] says: One less trial. <BR>[Archin] says: Shut up, Calithos.... <BR> ''Calithos smiles. '' <BR>[Archin] says: I demand to know what the -Hell- is going on here!!! <BR>[Wendall] says: Aha, here they are. <BR> ''Kiiyue ignores the hanky. She was crying dry anyway.  <BR> Archin stomps in angrily, holding a teacup and a teakettle.  <BR> Alester salutes Wendall with respect.  <BR> Tavion nods at Calithos.  <BR> Calithos hums..and walks past. '' <BR>[Archin] says: What the bloody hell is the meaning of this?! <BR> ''Wendall salutes Alester with respect.  <BR> Archin sips his tea angrily.  <BR> Calithos looks about. '' <BR>[Kiiyue] says: A trial, Sir Brey. <BR>[Wendall] says: I'm glad you could make it, Mr. Brey. <BR> ''Vixeena bows before Calithos. '' <BR>[Kiiyue] says: Hold it. <BR>[Archin] says: You tell me of a trial, minutes before it's due! <BR> ''Wendall looks around. '' <BR>[Wendall] says: Aren't we missing someone? <BR> ''Archin throws his teacup at Wendall.  <BR> Kiiyue bumps against Archin, blocking his way. '' <BR>[Vixeena] says: Evening your grace. <BR> ''Wendall frowns as it hits his tabard.  <BR> Archin pulls back the teakettle and sends it sailing his way as well.  <BR> Neia murmurs "... Oh, it's *definitely* going to be an interesting trial..." '' <BR>[Wendall] says: Hey hey! <BR>[Calithos] says: I'm as graceful as a Dwarven tank. <BR> ''Wendall jumps out of the way, barely avoiding the kettle.  <BR> Calithos stretches, watching Archin with a smirk.  <BR> Archin tries to step around Kiiyue.  <BR> Kiiyue blocks the kettle with an upraised arm, the container smashing into her platemail before it flies. '' <BR>[Vixeena] says: It is evident that you are a cleric from some importance from your attire sire. <BR>[Wendall] says: Oh, that works too. <BR>[Archin] says: Get out of my way, woman, I want to talk to your superior.... <BR> ''Zyph laughs at you. '' <BR>[Calithos] says: A bit. <BR> ''You point at Wendall. '' <BR>[Produn] says: Sir I'll have to ask you to leave. <BR>[Archin] says: You've got a lot of nerve, Harken!! <BR>[Kiiyue] says: How 'bout you sit down and shut up before I *make* you sit down and shut up? <BR> ''Produn motions at Sacronn. '' <BR>[Wendall] says: Archin, I suggest you have a seat before you cause yourself to get in even more trouble. <BR> ''Vixeena looks at Archin with a icy stare trying to repress a shiver of fear. '' <BR>[Archin] says: Be quiet, jarhead! <BR> ''Archin glares at Kiiyue, then looks at Wendall and thinks.  <BR> Neia mutters "... Like there *could* be more trouble to get into..."  <BR> Wendall smiles at you.  <BR> Calithos watches Archin, more ready to laugh for little reason, than anything.  <BR> Edocsil salutes you with respect.  <BR> Kiiyue narrows her eyes, suddenly grabbing Archin by the shoulders and ramming one knee up into his gut. '' <BR>[Archin] says: Hey.. *yurk!* <BR> ''Yumeko stands quietly behind Archin.  <BR> Wendall nods to Kii in thanks.  <BR> Archin doubles over and spits all over the floor, spitting tea everywhere. '' <BR>[Kiiyue] says: I *said* sit down and shut up before I *make* you. <BR> ''You kneel down. '' <BR>[Vixeena] says: I am normally not one for prayer..but I may be persuaded to start this day. <BR> ''Yumeko blinks.  <BR>[Archin] says: My...w..word.... <BR> You let out a hacking cough.  <BR> You let out a hacking cough.  <BR>[Edocsil] says: Do not worry, laddie me and my friend are rootin' fer ye <BR> You let out a hacking cough. '' <BR>[Livie] says: What's going on Miss Syddan? <BR>[Wendall] says: No Sir. Alrik, Garond, and I have been taking care of things. <BR> ''Kiiyue glances at Yumeko.  <BR> Yumeko slips around to her husband's side.  <BR> Syddan isn't here! Sorry Livie!  <BR> Archin stands up slowly. '' <BR>[Archin] says: All right... where.. do I sit... <BR>[Kiiyue] says: You, in. <BR> ''Syddan is bleeding in some random house..  <BR> Loura pokes Kysel. Hey!  <BR> Wendall nods.  <BR> Kiiyue points at Yumeko and jabs her thumb behind her.  <BR>[Wendall] says: Thank you Sir. <BR> Kiiyue indicates one of the side benches for Archin. '' <BR>[Yumeko] says: I'll sit with my husband, thank you. <BR>[Wendall] says: Absolutely. <BR> ''Neia nods slightly to Livie. '' <BR>[Kiiyue] says: You're the defendant. <BR>[Wendall] says: Fena.. got it. <BR> ''Archin stops and turns.  <BR> Calithos sits, smirking. '' <BR>[Kiiyue] says: You'll stand. <BR> ''Kiiyue points at Yumeko. '' <BR>[Wendall] says: They are both defendants. <BR> ''Yumeko looks at Archin.  <BR> Vixeena whispers to Calithos.."Funny she is not terribly shy when torturing the young"...Vix says looking at Yumeko with disgust. '' <BR>[Archin] says: So not only were we dragged her... <BR>[Kiiyue] says: ...bloody fel...fine. <BR>[Kiiyue] says: Follow me. <BR>[Archin] says: But we have to -STAND?!- <BR> ''Produn whispers to Alester.  <BR> You glare angrily at Wendall.  <BR> Jorngen waves at Loura. '' <BR>[Loura] says: Daddy. <BR> ''Wendall winks slyly at you.  <BR> Archin pauses and looks at Wendall... holding himself back, and follows. '' <BR>[Kiiyue] says: Over here if you feel inclined to sit. <BR>[Jorngen] says: ? <BR>[Archin] says: I'll stand <BR>[Kiiyue] says: ...sorry. You're *to* sit. <BR> ''Archin places his hands on his hips.  <BR> Wendall sighs, shaking his head at Archin's antics.  <BR> Kiiyue glances at Wendall briefly, looking smug.  <BR> Calithos smiles. He sits on the table, like a crazed man. '' <BR>[Kiiyue] says: Corporal? <BR> ''Neia sighs. '' <BR>[Wendall] says: Yes? <BR>[Kiiyue] says: Well? <BR> ''Kiiyue jabs her thumb at the Brey couple. '' <BR>[Wendall] says: They can sit. <BR> ''Kysel smiles at Sirithil. '' <BR>[Kiiyue] says: Y'heard 'im. <BR>[Wendall] says: Although Archin may want to defend himself, not that he has much of a defense. <BR> ''Calithos smiles, leaning back. He watches the room, humming. '' <BR>[Sirithil] says: How much did I miss? <BR>[Wendall] says: We just started Magistrate. <BR> ''Vixeena looks around alertly as if expecting trouble. '' <BR>[Wendall] says: I'll need you as a witness. <BR>[Sirithil] says: Oh, goodie. <BR>[Archin] says: Witness?! <BR>[Archin] says: This is ridiculous! <BR> ''Wendall smiles at Sirithil. '' <BR>[Archin] says: It's a bloody show trial! <BR> ''Venaru gives a strange look at the red hatted man sitting on the table. '' <BR>[Wendall] says: Kii? Could you give Archie some incentive to talk less? <BR>[Kiiyue] says: Sure thing, sir. <BR>[Archin] says: Hey... I'm not guilty yet, you can't hurt me! <BR> ''Vixeena arches her brow. '' <BR>[Sirithil] says: Sadly, Mister Brey, defendants are not guaranteed the right to choose the witnesses that testify. <BR> ''Kiiyue raises her rapier to point at Archin's face. '' <BR>[Archin] says: I have my rights, dammit! I... <BR> ''Poynard sips his tea and continues to read his paper.  <BR> Archin blinks and stares at the rapier. '' <BR>[Calithos] says: Maybe not, Archin, but you're acting like a maaaad maaaan. <BR>[Wendall] says: Thank you Kii, well done. <BR>[Kiiyue] says: Well, there's the matter of you attacking Corporal Harken upon entry. <BR>[Archin] says: I uh... I think I'll... quiet down... <BR> ''Sirithil agrees with you. '' <BR>[Kiiyue] says: Good man. <BR>[Archin] says: That was the kettle... not me... <BR> ''Calithos tilts over the table,, watching him.  <BR>[Archin] says: I just... dropped it... <BR> Kiiyue raises the point up to one of Archin's eyes. '' <BR>[Zyph] says: In a forward motion towards Wendall. <BR>[Wendall] says: Magistrate Poynard, I do believe we are ready to start... for the most part. <BR> ''Yumeko draws her sword.  <BR> Calithos looks over. He hrms.  <BR> Archin turns slowly.  <BR> Archin takes Yumeko's hand.  <BR> Kiiyue doesn't hesitate, suddenly lunging forward as her rapier's point shifts to Yumeko's sword-hand in a disarm.  <BR> Yumeko holds Archin's hand in her free one.  <BR> Syddan wonders why a sword was left in court.. especially on those being put on trial.  <BR> Poynard looks up from his paper, cup of tea in hand. '' <BR>[Poynard] says: Oh, are we? <BR>[Poynard] says: It would appear these is a bit of chaos or reluctance. <BR> ''Archin jumps to the side suddenly. '' <BR>[Wendall] says: After this.. well.. just one moment. <BR> ''Yumeko blinks as her sword drops.  <BR> Alester scratches his head. ''