Ghouls, The Scourge, The

The Ghouls Chapter 2: The Scourge
 * - ''by Razas

Topic: The Scourge
Re-enter Stratholme, as our fine four fiends are putting themselves back together from the vicious onslaught of the alliance raid group.  Tony: Ugh.... I swear sometimes, I just want to quit the Scourge and do something else. Getting killed so often bugs the hell out of me.  Jeff: Tony, shut up, man. Thats the stuff thats going to get you killed permanently. And really, this ain't so bad. Sure, we get roughed up a bit, but trust me, its better than a lot of jobs. We die, we get back up.  Albert: Yeah, not so bad. I mean, sure, there's that whole "Free will" thing, but pssh... I'd rather never die and sit here and shoot the breeze with you guys all day rather than be living. Even you, Alex. *snicker*  Alex: *sarcasm* That's real sweet, Albert. Anyway, you guys hear the news?  Everybody else: Nah, what's goin on?  Alex: Word from the top, or so I heard. Anastari, my sweet little muf-  Everyone but Alex: BEEEE ESSSS!  Alex: You guys really need to shut up. Anyway, I heard that Rivendare is taking ideas for a new race that we should incorporate into the Scourge. He's asking for everyone to give ideas. Like, animal types, not the thinking races. <BR> <BR>Moment of silence. <BR> <BR>Albert: Crocolisks. <BR> <BR>Tony: What? Crocolisks? You mean the six legged reptile things? <BR> <BR>Albert: Yeah, whats not to like about them? Low to the ground, sneaky, fearsome jaws. I saw a few guys once wrestle em. Crocolisk jaws are as strong as a kodo. Tear people up. <BR> <BR>Jeff: You've gotta be kidding me. I can just imagine it now. "Release the Crocoliches!" Albert, there is no way in hell that Rivendare is going to go for crocolisks. Too stupid. <BR> <BR>Albert: All right, smart guy, you come up with a new species for us to start infecting. <BR> <BR>Jeff: Fine, I will.... uhhh..... <BR> <BR>Tony: He's got nothin. Here's what I think we should get into the Scourge. Naga. <BR> <BR>Alex: What? That's a race that can think, Tony. We're trying to get some minions lower than regular ghouls. <BR> <BR>Tony: So? What's not to like about a hot green chick with four arms? Naga, all the way. <BR> <BR>Various groans are heard from the rest. <BR> <BR>Jeff: Ok, I got mine. Raptors. <BR> <BR>Alex: Raptors? <BR> <BR>Tony: Hmmm, seems we have a reptile theme going on here... <BR> <BR>Jeff: Shaddup, Tony. Yeah, raptors. Fierce, agile, angry buggers, can tear apart a cow in a few minutes? <BR> <BR>Alex: Eh, I dunno. Undead raptors. Just sounds kinda wierd. What would we call em? <BR> <BR>Albert: Rapta Fiends? <BR> <BR>*groans heard all about* <BR> <BR>Tony: Nah, how about .... Rap Terrors? <BR> <BR>Alex: Eh, maybe. They got those claws and everything, right? How about Plague Talons? <BR> <BR>Jeff: Yeah, that actually sounds pretty good. Alex, you are really good at coming up with somewhat scary and mostly creepy stuff. <BR> <BR>Alex: Shut up Jeff, and you've got worms coming out of your eye. <BR> <BR>Jeff: Mmm... snackage. *pops the worm in his mouth and starts chewing* <BR> <BR>Tony: Jeff, we EAT people and somehow I found that utterly disgusting. <BR> <BR>Albert: We're dead, so what? <BR> <BR>Alex: Yeah, thats true... Still, I agree with Tony... yuck. Right, anyway, I'll suggest Plague Talons to Anast- <BR> <BR>Everyone but Alex: KOOOOODOOOOO CRAAAAAPP.... <BR> <BR>Alex: I really hate you guys.... <BR> <BR>End Topic: The Scourge