Gnomeregan News Weekly (072307)

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Earlier this week, a Tauren Druid named Slick Nick was seen attacking the Stormwind Keep. We here at the GNN dispatched a news crew to interview him. When confronted, Slick Nick simply responded with a laugh, then punted our camera man into the Canals...and stepped on our reporter.

He was brought to justice soon afterward by the Stormwind Guard.

Our reporter is due for a full recovery.

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Recently, a man named Creel was found dead. Then mysteriously was found wandering around Stormwind City. The only reasonable explanation would be that he is now Undead! After a brief confrontation outside of his homestead, it was discovered that he is actually a Zombie Necromancer, planning on destroying Stormwind with his zombie minions. He may deny it, but he will eventually be forced to admit his condition.

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Recently, our news team ventured out to the hidden base of the Defias Brotherhood. We spoke with Edwin VanCleef himself. We only had a few questions-worth of time, so here it is: "Our cause is righteous!" "Lapdogs, all of you!" "The Brotherhood will prevail!"
 * If you only had one word to describe your cause, what would it be?:
 * How would you describe those who seem against you and your cause?:
 * What would you say your goal is?:

A man of few words.