Shortfizzle

Statistics

 * Name: Shortfizzle Schlobucket
 * In-game name: Shortfizzle
 * Guild: Broken Butterfly
 * Class: Warlock
 * Race: Gnome
 * gender: Female
 * age: 90
 * height: 2'11"
 * weight: 52 lbs
 * hair: Light Pink
 * eyes: Blue
 * skin: Peach
 * professions: "Entrepreneur"

=Physical Description= Shortfizzle wears her hair high, to appear taller (she usually tell people she's actually 3'3"), and she is never without her goggles and her business associate, Mr. Cluckles.

=Personality= Shortfizzle is domineering, resourceful, irrelevant, a consummate liar, and an exceptionally pushy saleswoman. Nobody is quite sure whether she's as ruthlessly greedy as she appears, or if it's all a front and she's actually trying to take over the world.

=History= Shortfizzle's past is sketchy - after all, those charges were dropped. She's popped up over the years in a number of dubious deals and questionable schemes, and there are some unsavory rumors about her supposed membership in the pseudo-religious mad scientist cult, Broken Butterfly. But don't let that worry you, she's a proud member of the Langley Firearms extended family, and she's just found a really great deal on a shipment of 'lost' goblin mortars...