User:Elias the Fox

'''Disclaimer: This page is for my WoW character Elias. He's a villain type character so don't be too worried on what you see here. The picture uploaded is of course, me, justin morgan. :P I poke fun at myself too, which you may see here.'''

Elias the fox, more commonly known in the real world as "Justin Morgan", is a 22 year old 450 pound male who refuses to get out of his house and get a job.

Many people have asked, "How does he live? How does he get by? How does he adapt?"

The answer his simple. He doesn't. He uses his mother for everything; should she disagree, he beats her senseless until she buys him whatever he wants.

Personalitiy:

Elias' has quite a unique personality; it includes the following:

1.) Not respecting peoples opinions. If you disagree with anything justin says, you are wrong.

2.) Leeching and loving it.

3.) Whining about absolutely nothing, and never posting anything coherently or with thought.

4.) Always saying he has no friends, despite people trying desperately to be his friend.

5.) Backstabbing friends - this is a big one. Elias gets off on pretending to be peoples friends then ratting/backstabbing them at the best time and lieing about it to others, like he's innocent--which he isn't.

6.) Elias hates playing video games but he likes reading the endings to them on wikipedia and spoiling it for other people without remorse.

Lifestyle:

Rather then try to get a job like the average person, elias believes in "Warm springs". Note, he has nothing wrong physically other then getting nervous around others should his mother not be around. He believes that Warm Springs will magically make his nervousness go away, despite being surrounded by amputees, when he himself is normal--This is often to be believed as a lie from Elias, a cover-up to make it seem like he has real problems and wants to actually work; which is believed as false by all.

Unique only to Elias, is the ability to "Fox" out on people - what this roughly translates too is whining and bitching insessantly at a random person on his MSN list about how stupid/wrong they are, or just about how his life "sucks", and constantly contradicting himself over and over.

Likes:

Bad animes like Onepiece

Random old school games he doesnt play but reads on wikipedia

Eating lots of ham, pizza and other fattening products.

Dislikes:

People who think rationally - this bothers Elias alot.

People who hate Onepiece or disagree with anything he says.

- More to come! -