Transcript of Trial of Archin and Yumeko Brey Part 2

Transcript of Trial of Archin and Yumeko Brey Part 2  ''Zyph stands and draws his swords, just in case things get...nasty. '' [Archin] says: My dear.. I think we should cooperate [Kiiyue] says: And not raises weapons in presence of a Magistrate.  ''Zyph slowly sheathes his swords, sitting back down.   Syddan grumbles oocly. '' [Yumeko] says: [Demonic] Za A alar xi kazile xi rikk melar? [Archin] says: Mind your tongue.. Yumeko....  ''Kiiyue steps forward, forcing Yumeko away from the sword, and taking it up for her own.   Venaru gasps at Yumeko.  [Archin] says: I hope we'll get that back... Hound...  Archin fixes his monocle. '' [Kiiyue] says: Hope you're not sentenced first.  ''Yumeko mumbles softly. "Just tell them to fuck themselves and let's go."   Wendall taps his foot. Hurry up already!   Sirithil smiles at Kiiyue.   Vixeena sits as still as a statue carved of ice watching the couple. Her face is a mélange of emotion..fear, disgust, and a certain icy determination.  <BR> Kiiyue tucks the blade in her other sheath. '' <BR>[Wendall] says: Now that you have that out your system, can we start? <BR>[Wendall] says: Thanks. <BR>[Archin] says: Aye.. get this travesty over with <BR>[Wendall] says: Magistrate, we are ready to begin. <BR> ''Calithos hrms..he rips his eye out. He tosses him at Kiiyue. "Kitty at two o clock."  <BR> Poynard sips his tea and nods a bit. He sets his papers aside and sets the tea down as well.  <BR> Archin stares at the tea.  <BR> Calithos 's eye flies through the air, a "Grooooooooo!" echoes through the air!  <BR> Venaru gasps at Calithos. '' <BR>[Poynard] says: Really? <BR> ''Alester wonders if Archin is jealous of Poynard's tea.  <BR> Kiiyue raises her palm to catch Kitty, quickly opening the catch to let the homunculus play over her fingers.  <BR> Sirithil eases into one of the benches along the side. She conjures some chocky-chip cookies, and nibbles on one idly.  <BR> Zyph glances at the eye with a slight twitch.  <BR> Archin gently takes his wife's hand. '' <BR>[Venaru] says: How disgusting. <BR>[Wendall] says: Yessir. <BR>[Poynard] says: Ah, splendid. <BR> ''Calithos 's eye Groos in VICTOLY! He then swings about her fingers playfully, like a kid on the monkey bars.  <BR> Yumeko squeezes Archin's hand tightly, biting her lip lightly.  <BR> Poynard pulls a gavel out of his desk and taps it against the desk "Order in the court. This Court is now in session."  <BR> Kiiyue quickly settles Kitty into her hair as the session begins.  <BR> Edocsil cheers at you.  <BR> Alester tries to calm Edocsil down. '' <BR>[Poynard] says: Would the defendants please approach the bench? <BR> ''Archin stomps toward the bench.  <BR> Edocsil apologizes to Alester. Sorry!  <BR> Archin looks down at Poynard, seething. '' <BR>[Poynard] says: And, state your names please? <BR> ''Produn keeps his hands on both weapons. '' <BR>[Archin] says: My name is Archin Brey <BR> ''Yumeko smirks softly.  <BR> Sirithil looks rather cheerful. '' <BR>[Yumeko] says: Don't you know it by now? <BR> ''Archin looks over at Yumeko.  <BR> Calithos 's eye stays in her hair like a gun turret. He even goes "Groo roo roo roo roo!" And pretends to be a rifleman.  <BR> Sirithil waves at Naiama. '' <BR>[Poynard] says: My, what a lengthy name. <BR> ''Archin blinks, not getting the joke. '' <BR>[Yumeko] says: Isn't it? <BR>[Archin] says: Archin Brey is quite short.. actually.... <BR> ''Sirithil chuckles at Poy.  <BR> Yumeko smirks.  <BR> Poynard doesn't seem to get the joke either.  <BR> Sirithil passes Naiama a conjured chocolate chip cookie.  <BR> Archin leans on the bench, grinning.  <BR>[Archin] says: Magistrate Poynard... <BR> Naiama smiles and pockets the cookie.  <BR> Edocsil wants a cookie '' <BR>[Poynard] says: Yes Professor Brey? <BR>[Archin] says: I suggest.. we go theorize outside... rather than go through this stupid business... <BR> ''Kiiyue rolls her eyes up, raises a hand, then taps the grooing Kitty with a finger to be quiet. And to pat it lightly. '' <BR>[Sirithil] says: No no, dear, it'll melt in your pocket. <BR>[Sirithil] says: It's to eat. <BR>[Archin] says: You're an intelligent man, and I'm smarter than most everyone here... <BR>[Archin] says: This really.. shouldn't be happening.. aye? <BR> ''Naiama blinks, she's never had one before.  <BR> Archin grins. '' <BR>[Edocsil] says: Aye! <BR> ''Vixeena snorts with contempt. '' <BR>[Kiiyue] says: You're also prone to getting kneed in the stomach, Sir Brey. <BR>[Archin] says: See, the masses agree! <BR>[Poynard] says: Oh? Duly noted, professor. I will be sure to take it in to account. <BR> ''Sirithil 's cookies are fresh-baked... or seem to be, anyway. Soft and crumbly and still steaming, even.  <BR> Archin blinks and slowly moves away from the bench.  <BR> Yumeko snorts quietly. '' <BR>[Wendall] says: Surely you can count Archin, one person is generally not defined as 'the masses'. <BR>[Poynard] says: Now then, Professor Brey, Miss Don't You Know It By Now, if you'd kindly take a few steps back. <BR> ''Naiama takes the cookie out and looks it over before biting into it. '' <BR>[Poynard] says: Also, I would like to kindly point out that the court, what with it being in session and all, does not suddenly allow open dialogue. <BR> ''Archin blinks at Yumeko, not sure why he called her that... and takes a few steps backwards. He whispers to her, "Your name is Yumeko Brey..."  <BR> Vixeena nods to Wendall at his wry but accurate observation. '' <BR>[Poynard] says: This may come as a surprise to some of you. <BR> ''Edocsil apologizes to Poynard. Sorry!  <BR> Yumeko only grins at Archin. '' <BR>[Archin] says: I know Sir, Wendall shouldn't have talked out... <BR>[Poynard] says: Well, now you have had fair warning. Anyone speaking out of turn receives one warning. <BR> ''Wendall smiles. '' <BR>[Poynard] says: Professor Brey. <BR>[Poynard] says: This is your first warning. <BR> ''Archin opens his mouth and then quickly shuts it. He opens it again.. and shuts it again.  <BR> Archin crosses his arms over his chest and sulks. '' <BR>[Poynard] says: If you speak out of turn again, I will have you removed from the court. It does make it difficult to advocate for one self, I find. <BR> ''Yumeko sighs and tilts her hips, leaning along one leg as she impatiently taps her bottom lip with one finger. '' <BR>[Poynard] says: Corporal Harken, approach the bench. <BR> ''Meris glances sideways to Neia and Livie.  <BR> Wendall approaches cautiously, a little unsure of himself. '' <BR>[Poynard] says: Please read the charges. <BR>[Wendall] says: Oh right, this might take awhile. <BR>[Poynard] says: I'm a patient man. <BR> ''Meris whispers down to Neia. "Had to finish up a few things first." '' <BR>[Wendall] says: Archin Bray.. is charged with. <BR> ''Kiiyue quietly gestures to Jorngen and motions him across from her to face the door.  <BR> Naiama glances around behind her.  <BR> Poynard sips his tea. '' <BR>[Wendall] says: Two counts of assaulting an officer, one count of abuse, one count of torture, and one count of murder. <BR> ''Edocsil growls menacingly.  <BR> Archin opens his mouth to scream, then slams both hands over his mouth to shut himself up. '' <BR>[Wendall] says: Yumeko Brey is charged with. <BR>[Wendall] says: Four counts of summoning a hostile demon, two counts of assaulting and officer, one count of inducing a riot, one count of abuse, one count of torture, and one count of murder. <BR> ''Meris rubs her temples almost... instinctually, then a calm comes across her face and she just nods absently.  <BR> Edocsil growls silently to himself '' <BR>[Poynard] says: Really? How quaint. Thank you Corporal, you may step down. <BR> ''Wendall nods.  <BR> Produn stares at Yumeko with immense anger as he hears the count of demon summoning.  <BR> Wendall waves at Sirithil.  <BR> Vixeena stares frostily ahead and steels herself.  <BR> Yumeko rolls her eyes. '' <BR>[Poynard] says: Professor Brey, Miss Don't You Know It By Now, you have heard the charges. How do you plead? <BR> ''Yumeko flinches, the "name" annoying her.  <BR> Naiama gives Poynard an odd look.  <BR> Archin looks over at Yumeko, then at Poynard, "Not guilty, of course!"  <BR> Poynard tilts his head a little. '' <BR>[Poynard] says: Really? <BR> ''Illidorei loves Edocsil. '' <BR>[Poynard] says: Well. <BR> ''A sly smirk spreads across Wendall's face.  <BR> Vixeena exhales in disgust at the obvious falsehood. '' <BR>[Poynard] says: Good luck then. <BR> ''Edocsil loves Illidorei.  <BR> Poynard takes a sip from his tea.  <BR> Naiama stifles a laugh.  <BR> Tavion shifts uncomfortably in his seat, appearing to take great interest in the case, '' <BR> ''Heinrik furrows his brow, clenching and un-clenching his right fist.  <BR> Alester salutes Produn with respect.  <BR> Produn salutes Alester with respect.  <BR> Tavion bonks Zyph on the noggin. Doh! '' <BR>[Poynard] says: Before we begin... <BR>[Archin] says: Magistrate... may I make a request? <BR> ''Tavion beckons Zyph over.  <BR> Produn leaves the courtroom swiftly and quietly. '' <BR>[Poynard] says: You may in one moment. <BR> ''You nod at Poynard. '' <BR>[Poynard] says: Anyone that has anything to do, should leave right now. <BR> ''Meris yawns and takes a seat.  <BR> Yumeko looks at Archin. '' <BR>[Poynard] says: I do not want interruption during this case. <BR>[Poynard] says: This does not apply to the defendants. <BR> ''Archin mutters 'damn' under his breath. '' <BR>[Poynard] says: Professor Brey, you may speak. <BR>[Archin] says: Magistrate Poynard.... <BR>[Archin] says: Clearly it's a Sunday evening.. and we all have important matters at hand... <BR>[Archin] says: Perhaps this should reconvene...say... next month.... <BR> ''Yumeko nods at you.  <BR> Wendall snickers quietly.  <BR> Naiama quirks a brow.  <BR> Archin shoots a toothy grin, like a yak salesman with cheesy clothes and an expensive monocle.  <BR> Heinrik raises a brow.  <BR> Kiiyue heaves a little sigh as she unlimbers her bow from under her tabard, along with a quiver.  <BR> Neia smirks. '' <BR>[Poynard] says: Ah. If I recall next month has quite a few more Sundays then this month. I believe we will continue. <BR> ''Vixeena lets out a long, drawn-out sigh.  <BR> Archin 's smile melts into a scowl.  <BR> Yumeko smirks. '' <BR>[Poynard] says: Corporal, do we have a witness to any of these crimes? <BR> ''Kiiyue tucks her longbow under her arm.  <BR> Peejee smirks and nods to those around her in silent greeting.  <BR> Meris looks over expectantly at Peejee.  <BR>[Wendall] says: Absolutely Sir. <BR> Archin blinks at Wendall. '' <BR>[Poynard] says: Bring them up. <BR> ''Calithos 's eye skitters about Kiiyue's head, apparently adjusting her hair up there to make a small tower fort. '' <BR>[Wendall] says: Well, we'll do the hostile demon summoning and inducing a riot charges first. Shall we? <BR> ''Vixeena turns an ashen shade of grey yet manages to maintain her composure.  <BR> Yumeko folds her arms slowly and tightly over her chest, leaning slightly against Archin.  <BR> Meris shrugs at Neia, not responding.  <BR> Calithos hears Cogi :D '' <BR> ''Archin gently runs his hand through Yumeko's hair. '' <BR>[Poynard] says: It would seem so. <BR> ''Kiiyue doesn't seem to notice as her hair turns all funny. Her attention was devoted more to the case. '' <BR>[Wendall] says: Sir, I'd like to call Lanax to the stand. <BR> ''Yumeko screams suddenly and ducks away from Archin.  <BR> Wendall points at Lanax. '' <BR>[Poynard] says: Approach the bench. <BR> ''Naiama looks at Yumeko.  <BR> Alester blinks at Yumeko.  <BR> Archin takes his hand away and swallows, muttering 'sorry' to her. '' <BR>[Poynard] says: State your name for the court. <BR> ''Kiiyue unlimbers her longbow once more, grabbing an arrow from her quiver and raising her aim at Yumeko's back. '' <BR>[Lanax] says: Lanax Hiolimon. <BR> ''Calithos cuddles up against Cogitatus.  <BR> Yumeko shakes a little behind Archin.  <BR> You stare Lanax down. '' <BR>[Poynard] says: Mister Hiolimon, please describe to us what you saw on the evening of these alleged crimes. <BR> ''Calithos frowns with disappointment at Cogitatus.  <BR> Cogitatus reseats himself further from Calithos.  <BR> Yumeko glares angrily at Lanax.  <BR> Calithos debates getting closer to snuggle Cogi '' <BR> ''Venaru scratches Kumade. How catty!  <BR> Kiiyue slackens her bowstring as nothing untowards goes on, but remained watching the two defendants until she was distracted by the commotion in her hair.' '' <BR> ''Yumeko counts the number of cracks in the stone beneath her feet. '' <BR>[Lanax] says: As I was walking to the gates of Stormwind I witnessed lady Yumeko and another accompanied by demons. Which were moments later released against the citizens themselves. <BR> ''Wendall smiles, very happy with that statement. '' <BR>[Poynard] says: Excuse me. <BR>[Poynard] says: You witnessed Lady who? <BR> ''Vixeena does not appeared surprised at Lanax's announcement.  <BR> Archin grumbles.  <BR> Kiiyue does not appear surprised by Poynard's. '' <BR> ''Loura plays with her explosives.  <BR>[Wendall] says: I think he is referring to lady You should know my name by now, Sir. <BR> Yumeko distracts herself with the tips of a few strands of her hair for a few moments. '' <BR>[Poynard] says: Ah. Is Yumeko an alias? <BR> ''Yumeko mumbles softly. "Yeesh, they're all idiots."'' <BR>[Wendall] says: Yessir, something like that.. Sir. <BR> ''Naiama frowns.  <BR> Archin rolls his eyes. '' <BR>[Lanax] says: That is the name she was referred to. <BR>[Poynard] says: Ah. Please refer to the defendant by the name she offered to the courts, in her infinite wisdom. <BR> ''Sirithil leans back against Naiama a little.  <BR> Yumeko rolls her eyes, sighing.  <BR> Cogitatus leans over to Sirithil as though to whisper, hesitates, then sits straight again.  <BR> Kiiyue mutters quietly as she tucks her bow back under one arm, reaching up to tug Kitty out of her hair and back on her hand. '' <BR>[Poynard] says: Please, continue. <BR> ''Loura plays with her dynamite, realizing ones about to explode.  <BR> Naiama glances over at Cogitatus before looking at Sirithil, a smile spreading over her face.  <BR> Loura throws the dynamite about to explode the fastest way possible. '' <BR>[Loura] says: oops.. <BR> ''Cogitatus glances up in surprise. '' <BR>[Lanax] says: If it had not been for the quick actions of the ones around there is no telling what could have happened. I even saw a child fall to one of the demons mighty blows. <BR> ''Kiiyue raises her bow again, draws back her bowstring, and fires an arrow at Loura. '' <BR>[Poynard] says: Guard Mendt, remove that fellow. <BR> ''Loura ducks down.  <BR> Kiiyue quickly reloads, another arrow back on the string.  <BR> Yumeko blinks at Lanax.  <BR> Poynard does not seem phased by the explosive.  <BR> Cogitatus looks at Loura for a moment, then turns his attention back to the trial. '' <BR>[Yumeko] says: Liar <BR> ''Alester nods at Loura. '' <BR>[Lanax] says: I speak what I had seen madam. <BR>[Alester] says: You have been asked to leave, Lady. <BR>[Poynard] says: And this is your first warning, Miss Don't You Know By Now. <BR> ''Vixeena at the mention of "child"..Vix's brow furrows in anger at another memory. '' <BR>[Yumeko] says: You didn't see shit. <BR>[Loura] says: by? <BR> ''Archin turns quickly to Yumeko and gives her a hard look. '' <BR>[Alester] says: The Magistrate. <BR> ''Yumeko shrugs innocently at Archin. '' <BR>[Yumeko] says: Well, he didn't.. <BR>[Poynard] says: And there goes a second warning. <BR> ''Archin leans forward and whispers angrily in her ear. '' <BR>[Poynard] says: Corporal, please remove the defendant from the court. <BR>[Wendall] says: Yessir. <BR> ''Sirithil blinks.  <BR> Alester shoos Loura away. Be gone pest!  <BR> Baydon realizes he can't hear everyone speaking. '' <BR>[Wendall] says: Veteran Guard Kiiyue, mind doing the honors? <BR>[Loura] says: er... you sure are scary?.. <BR> ''You blink your eyes.  <BR> Yumeko lifts a brow slightly.  <BR> Alester whispers.  <BR> Kiiyue shrugs as she tucks her bow back under the back of her tabard. '' <BR>[Poynard] says: Now then sir, is there any more you must add to your witness report? <BR>[Archin] says: Sh..she'll behave... I promise.... <BR> ''Archin whispers, not wanting to get into trouble.  <BR> Calithos seems very unsurprised.  <BR> Kiiyue rests a heavy hand on Yumeko's shoulder. '' <BR>[Poynard] says: Professor Brey, please do not tempt me. This will be a long case as it is. Just offer me an excuse. <BR>[Lanax] says: No sir I believe I have said all I need to. <BR> ''Archin swallows and hangs his head. '' <BR>[Poynard] says: Thank you, you may be seated. <BR> ''Lanax bows before Yumeko.  <BR> Yumeko looks back toward Kiiyue quickly.  <BR> Lanax bows before Poynard.  <BR> Kiiyue glances from Yumeko, then back up at the bench questioningly.  <BR> Yumeko looks at Archin. '' <BR>[Alester] says: Lady, if you are not going to comply, I will be forced to muzzle you, as we can not afford further disruption. <BR>[Loura] says: ... <BR>[Poynard] says: It would seem we have one more defendant in the courthouse then should be. <BR> Loura stays where she is. <BR> ''Kiiyue nods as she gives Yumeko a jerk. '' <BR>[Kiiyue] says: Come'on, Lady Brey. <BR> ''Vixeena looks coldly at Yumeko as she escorted out for her outburst.  <BR> Archin turns and watches Yumeko helplessly.  <BR> Wendall nods at Kiiyue.  <BR> Yumeko smiles at Archin. '' <BR>[Yumeko] says: [Demonic] Ze'il xi rikk.. <BR>[Kiiyue] says: You can pick your wife up in j... <BR> ''Archin facepalms.  <BR> Kiiyue growls as she suddenly gives Yumeko a slap.  <BR> Yumeko laughs at Kiiyue.  <BR> Livie blinks '' <BR>[Yumeko] says: Do it again! <BR>[Kiiyue] says: You've caused enough trouble as it is.