Postcards Book 2

To Fizzlepocket Tweek from Calithos Alec Blyde, Captain of the Seven Sins
Dear Fizzlepocket Tweek,  While your care package of lovely friends to keep me company is quite generous! I'm afraid I'll have to return some of them in pieces. Enclosed is several of the squirrels you sent to greet me. Apparently they don't like SOMETHING I do! It's such a silly notion! Anyway, I'm currently fleeing an Alarm-O-Bot. I was lucky to have stepped on one by accident, granted I had to trek into two houses to foll...fall upon it! Anyway, Kitty is alright, but I suppose you wouldn't really care. The ichor repair vats I keep in Stormwind and Near the Plaguelands work very well! Anyway, Kitty should probably explain it best, so I'll let him continue writing.  *the next paragraph looks scrawled, like someone without fingers wrote this.*  Cal say you bad. Squirrels bad. Groo. Groo. Cal blow up squirrel. They taste funny. Groo. Groo. Groo. Groo. Grooooooooo. We see you soon. Kitty make stew. Cal man take stick and thing back.  Ignore Kitty, he's just an eyeball. Anyway! I'll be in Stormwind for the first week, then probably visit you! A simple gesture of good faith and all. ANd to probably threaten to eviscerate you if you don't stop this damned insanity of trying to kill me. But like you said, I'm sure we can make a very reasonable agreement of this. All we have to do is simply find a common ground!  With Love and Care, and Pretty Pink Ponies  Calithos Alec Blyde, Scarlet Priest, Ordo Inquisitor, and as everyone says, Goddamn Nutjob  P.S. Do you think it's possible to find a good paedus vendor in Lakeshire, or should I just bring my own supply. I could probably bring a few for you if you want. And trust me, I don't stoop as low as to sully a Paedus with anything. Except Mayo or ketchup.  <BR>P.P.S. What's your favorite topping on a Paedus? I personally enjoy a good slather of ketchup, or sour cream. Surprisingly, it enchances the flavor. <BR> <BR>P.P.P.S. Kitty wants to know what the Squirrels go good with. He wants to carry a bottle of it when he eats one. <BR> <BR>P.P.P.P.S I just stopped from putting this in the mailbox to tell you to keep sending them to Stormwind! I consider this place to be nothing but a big daily obstacle course anyway, and keepign them here twenty four seven non stop would be perfect! Trust me, you don't want to check Stranglethorn, Ferelas, and Darnassus. At all. Best wishes! <BR> <BR>Calithos Alec Blyde, Captain of the Seven Sins. <BR> <BR>P.P.P.P.P.S. I just made that up, doesn't that sound neat? <BR>
 * A rather well written letter, despite the writer fleeing several mechanical squirrels*